OMFG! Genius or Insanity?

Ummm....that's a picture. I could tell right away. Right click it, and you can Save As for all posterity!

Clearly, I *am*this woman. However, the ad placer is not in any way worthy of me.


eww.

This is why Craigslist rules.
I'm not sure what to make of it, either.
I can't get an objective handle on it.
Smart, weird, very nitpicky, possibly obsessive ~ but, why not, I guess?
He might be just the ticket for somebody.
I like some of his imagery, but to me his focus on sweetness and light seems like eating too much cotton candy while riding a unicorn.

Oh, I think I met this guy once at Burning Man. He's heiress to Dr. Bronner's fortune.

anal retentive nutbar

i love how he has to put out there first that he's going to be a billionaire 'very soon'

giggle

Talk about control freak hell!!!

That is really detailed! So, a Goddess will find this ad and answer it to all his specifications without once seeing an actual picture of Mister soft clothes and Indiana Jones hat? I find that people who talk about their sexual prowess usually are mostly TALK.

I do have to agree that this was a pretty intensely thought out controlling ad. He had me until the dog. ha ha ha.

She cannot have a low or raspy voice. So she must sound like one of the Girls Next Door and look like them too but have the mind and spirit of a yogini. And it is okay for her to have been a prostitute but not okay if she still has too much of a connection with any past abusive relationships.

sigh, good on him for knowing what he wants, I will keep an eye out for a bazillionare with a goddess at his side in the future. If this is a hoax that is a lot of thought put in it. But it seems rather suspect and might prey on women because he does not offer up a picture and just that tells me he has not written it but is hoping for someone who is a little bit desperate.

I thought I would be as wordy about my reply as his list of requirements. He sounds like an incredible narcissist and control freak. Must have had an over controlling mother. (eep, sweeping generalization anyone?)

that is one extremely manipulative narcissistic creep. I think he's trying to start a cult and wants his perfect actress puppet to for a show piece in that endeavor.

without a speed reading course, I found the story ineresting yet unreadable. When I read center of the universev stuff, I like the Dali Lama. not karmic live in the basement with mom 40 yr old virgin stuff.

Or,

I can download it into book form, copywrite it, sell it for a billion bucks and beat him to it!!!!hahaha I laugh with my insane side

I have a natural aversion to anyone who uses a MS Word outline template for a personal ad. How impersonal can you get?

This guy is a monkey clump.