ManButts

topic posted Wed, June 4, 2008 - 11:41 AM by  §t®ngV◊i©e
how do you like your manbutts? How much do you enjoy butts? like is it one of your favorite manparts?
  • Re: ManButts

    Wed, June 4, 2008 - 1:29 PM
    OMG Strongvoice,...

    It's all about the butt for me!

    That's how I've met most of my men. LOL
    I've been with my Precious for over 15 years now, & still can recall the exact moment I saw his "perfect little butt" wiggling in the produce isle. I still keep telling him he put/cast a geas on me with his butt all those years ago.

    From my viewpoint, a man approaching is innocuous, but if he's leaving (showing his better side lol) & has a fine Butt, I've been known to whisper prayers of thanks for such a blessed vision.
    I don't even know , why a fine rump attracts me like a moth to a flame, but it just does.
    No "Hank Hill" butt for me!
    • Re: ManButts

      Wed, June 4, 2008 - 1:38 PM
      LOL

      so what makes a great manbutt?

      I enjoy a bit of roundness, Not huge, but not flat. something there to grab onto and black jeans works well. Or lately cargo shorts but maybe that's just cause of my sweetie? (o:
    • Re: ManButts

      Wed, June 4, 2008 - 5:19 PM
      >"I don't even know , why a fine rump attracts me like a moth to a flame, but it just does.
      No "Hank Hill" butt for me!"


      lol.. so you do get it! =) I just don't get totally turned-on with a playmate who's ass looks more like a pizza box on edge. But I'll still give it a go, if we're having a good time together. I guess ultimately, genuinely having fun over-rides disqualification due to lack of tush. But we're a much better lay together when I'm really aroused. Something about a gorgeous bubble-butt just gets me "ON!"
      • Re: ManButts

        Wed, June 4, 2008 - 9:16 PM
        hmm so what is the definition of bubble butt?

        and does anyone but me get confused when people talk about Jennifer Lopez having a big butt?
        • Re: ManButts

          Wed, June 4, 2008 - 9:29 PM
          No, sweetheart, J. Lo. *embodies* the bubble butt!!! As does Beyonce! YUM!!! My mom has accused me of being Steatopygian, like from age 5 on. Way to imbue your girl with insecurities!!!! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steatopygia

          My lover's ass is just so trim, cute, and adorable - I can't help but want to touch it!!! That being said, I am so much more drawn by his beautiful hips, tummy, and chest! He only unbuttons his shirts by one button, and I hunger for more, even if it is only one more. Goddess, he's lovely! I appreciate his beautiful back, his glorious cock, his darling feet with their high arches, and so much more - but it's always nice to be able to get a handful of his cute as all hell ass. :o)
          • Re: ManButts

            Thu, June 5, 2008 - 10:55 AM
            hmm well I'll have to take your word for it on JLo, Beyonce a little bit more sense.

            Hmm I have what they call swayback, which means my back curves out at the bottom maybe my bum stick way out. I used to hate it...but I'm better now. (o:

            Should we go have a little chat with your mom about how horrible that was to do to you?
            • Re: ManButts

              Fri, June 6, 2008 - 10:01 AM
              I used to have a bit in my comedy act about my service to the planet being that I was becoming a Butt shelf for the world. Having it be a convenience place where someone can lean their elbows when behind me in line or put their drink.
          • Re: ManButts

            Thu, June 5, 2008 - 3:24 PM
            That photo is what Whoopi Goldberg talks about having a "booty like a shelf, you can set your beer on"

            upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...ygia.jpg

            But there is such a thing as "too much.. of a good thing"
            • Re: ManButts

              Thu, June 5, 2008 - 3:57 PM
              I don't think it's so much that there is such a thing as too much of a good thing, as that everyone falls somewhere on the spectrum so each of us will have not enough or too much depending on who it is we are asking.

              I have a shelf...I admit it. I can hold my towel there when it falls off and I'm brushing my teeth or something. but no smart guy would ever try to put his beer there(o;
        • Re: ManButts

          Thu, June 5, 2008 - 3:07 PM
          From what I hear.. p.h.a.t. ass = Positively Hot And Tempting. JLo has some serious competition in Puerto Rico.. Jeez! So many cute short girls with amazing round tush over there.
      • Re: ManButts

        Wed, June 4, 2008 - 9:45 PM
        "Something about a gorgeous bubble-butt just gets me "ON!"

        Poontangle, I couldn't agree with you more! I like big butts and I cannot lie...
  • Re: ManButts

    Wed, June 4, 2008 - 2:41 PM
    many women have said they were glad to see the back side of me, but i didn't realize it was a compliment until now.
  • Re: ManButts

    Wed, June 4, 2008 - 3:48 PM
    tight and nicely shaped, best viewed in tights or well-fitting trousers/jeans
    • Re: ManButts

      Wed, June 4, 2008 - 9:17 PM
      I miss the 80s for the black jeans...I love manbutt in black jeans
      • Re: ManButts

        Thu, June 5, 2008 - 4:40 PM
        Okay, I'm convinced... I need about a month of reverse leg lifts to recapture my past "allure". But most people don't notice I'm not in prime condition, anyway. lol.. I think most chicks would rather see a photo of a guys backside than his crank. A bumm-shot isn't exactly pornographic, is it?
        • Re: ManButts

          Fri, June 6, 2008 - 11:08 AM
          definitaly more socially acceptable. Probably more women would say they prefer them. I wonder if that's true though
  • Re: ManButts

    Wed, June 4, 2008 - 4:17 PM
    me, i'm not so much about the butts.
    shoulders, now.....mmmm.....strong, smooth, muscular, good for sinking teeth into (if i'm allowed....)
    round butts are nice for holding on to, though. :-)
  • Re: ManButts

    Wed, June 4, 2008 - 5:19 PM
    ManButt makes me think of sex...of biting it...of putting my fingers, my hand, my strap-on inside.

    But my favorite part of a man has to do with what I am thinking of at moment: anal sex then it is butt. Being fucked or sucking, then it is the dick. Being soothed and hearing a heart, I think about a nice, hard, soft haired chest to lay my head on. If I want to fixate on something then the nose is my favorite part. I have spent the better part of a day looking at every man's nose and summing up my attraction to them based on that. If I am interested in indulging in my fetish, then ears are really arousing. And through this all, there is one thing that is a must for all of these: that he smells just right!
    • Re: ManButts

      Wed, June 4, 2008 - 5:45 PM
      >"I have spent the better part of a day looking at every man's nose and summing up my attraction to them based on that."

      I have rarely had a lady really get it when I tell them they have a great nose. "No really! I really like your..... nose!" Hey, t&a are just high-billing parts of a person. I appreciate everything from lovely hands, face, hair, arms... but that tush is most likely to get me "up and at 'em". Sometimes it seems just stupid, when I think about the big picture.. but that's how I roll, so I roll with it.
  • Re: ManButts

    Wed, June 4, 2008 - 9:50 PM
    Oooo... I love me some ManAss. The roundness, how the thigh comes up to meet it, and how it's so soft and grabbable and pinchable and kissable. Sometimes I like to gently run my nails along it, and he quivers from the sensation. Mmmm.
    One day I will possess it in whole.
  • Re: ManButts

    Thu, June 5, 2008 - 8:05 AM
    My friend Josie exclaimed upon meeting me:

    "I like you Ron, you are like yoplait yogurt. All the good stuff is on the bottom."
    • Re: ManButts

      Thu, June 5, 2008 - 10:02 AM
      Nah, Ron - I'm thinkin' all the good stuff on you is *everywhere*! ;o) O.K., but that was a really stinkin' cute thing of her to say . . .
      • Re: ManButts

        Fri, June 6, 2008 - 9:31 AM
        <Re: ManButts
        Nah, Ron - I'm thinkin' all the good stuff on you is *everywhere*! ;o) O.K., but that was a really stinkin' cute thing of her to say . . . >

        Oh Sexy Sexy Misha, your touch made me melt. You have the most amazing hands, I'm in awe of you.
        • Re: ManButts

          Fri, June 6, 2008 - 9:52 AM
          (*blushes*) Aw, shucks - thanks, sweetheart! And, hey - you haven't seen what they can *really* do! ;o) (((ron)))
  • Re: ManButts

    Thu, June 5, 2008 - 9:10 PM
    I am a total ass man... er.... woman... uh.... person... something. I like butts. It is one of the many many reasons my roommate accuses me of being a (mostly) gay man trapped in a woman's body. Large or small is not really the issue, though I do have a slight preference for large on women and a little more petite on men. It's the shape that matters. Mama wants curves. Spheres even. Bubbles, pears, two halves of a cantaloupe! It needs to be round. Does not having a round ass exclude you from my affections? No, of course not! But it's the bikers and dancers and martial artists that I'll be putting a crick in my neck to stare after on the street!
    • Re: ManButts

      Fri, June 6, 2008 - 8:40 PM
      >"Large or small is not really the issue...(snipped)....... It's the shape that matters."

      Totally. Same goes for tits, in my book. A shapely pair of modest tits almost always trumps a pair of bazookas, unless they have shapely curviness.