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I nominate this Lady Gaga lyric for stupidest lyric of all time
"Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning"
What stupid lyrics have you heard lately or always thought were awful?
"Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning"
What stupid lyrics have you heard lately or always thought were awful?
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Thu, September 3, 2009 - 1:52 PM"My Humps" by Black Eyed Peas. Worst characterization of female body parts ever...
"My lovely lady lumps"? Sounds like she has the mumps. -
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Thu, September 3, 2009 - 2:50 PM(o: definitely some of the worst lyrics ever!
I do love the Alanis Morrisette Spoof!
www.funnyordie.co.uk/videos/...uploader
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Fri, September 4, 2009 - 8:56 AMevery time I hear My Humps I just shake my head, who thought that was a good idea and how did she keep a straight face singing it? -
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Fri, September 4, 2009 - 10:47 AMyesterday her solo song Big Girls Don't Cry came on and I really like some of those lyrics.
I hope you know, I hope you know
That this has nothing to do with you
It's personal, myself and I
We've got some straightenin' out to do
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I need to be with myself and center, clarity
Peace, Serenity
and I wonder...how does she sing that...and then do My Humps? -
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Fri, September 4, 2009 - 11:49 AMalso too, it is like she is missing words in that Big Girls Don't cry song. It drives me nutty when I hear it. -
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Fri, September 4, 2009 - 12:43 PMyes, I like a the concept and some of the lyrics...and then there are parts I'm like what?
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Wed, September 16, 2009 - 12:02 AMwhat about that stupid "My milkshake" song....
"My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard..."
(Can't quote any more lyrics as I have turned the song by that point...) -
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Sat, September 19, 2009 - 7:29 PMI always wondered what the hell they were talking about
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Fri, September 4, 2009 - 1:09 AMMidnight Star, by Weird Al Yankovic. It's a parody about supermarket checkout-stand newspapers:
"I was waiting in the Express Lane with my 'twelve items or less'
At the checkout counter at the local grocery store
I was only passing by, but a paper caught my eye
And I learned a few things that I never knew before,
"It said, 'Your pet may be an extraterrestrial'!
It said 'The ghost of Elvis is living in my den!'
You can learn to cope with stress and you can beat the IRS,
And the incredible Frog Boy is on the loose again!"
There's more, but that's the highlights. Stupid song, but boy is it a lot of fun. -
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Fri, September 4, 2009 - 10:45 AMWeird Al makes stupid magic!
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Fri, September 4, 2009 - 11:02 AMIn the category of intentionally stupid lyrics is the Arrogant Worm's tribute to Canada: "We've got rocks and trees and trees and rocks and rocks and trees and trees and rocks and ... water". At live performances they show a slide show to prove it. We're not talking Power Point. We're talking a slide show. Really.
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Fri, September 4, 2009 - 11:19 AMI like it! and I like rocks and trees and water too!
One of these days I'm totally coming to visit! -
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Fri, September 4, 2009 - 1:13 PMThat would be so cool!!! :-) -
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Fri, September 4, 2009 - 1:53 PMit would! I have been to Canada before but I'd love to get to go and actually explore. Plus then maybe I could meet you guys and a few other Canadian tribers I would love to meet! -
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Sun, September 6, 2009 - 1:10 AMShoes, by Kelly
Shoes.
Shoes.
Shoes.
Oh my God.
Shoes.
Let's get some shoes.
Let's get some shoes.
Let's get some shoes.
Let's get some shoes.
Shoes.
Shoes.
Shoes.
Oh, my God, shoes.
Shoes.
These shoes rule.
These shoes suck.
These shoes rule.
These shoes suck!
Shoes.
Shoes.
Shoes.
Oh, my God, shoes.
These shoes rule.
These shoes suck.
These shoes suck.
These shoes suck!
I think you have too many shoes.
Shut up!
I think you have too many shoes.
Shut up!
I think you have too many shoes.
Shut up!
I think you have too many shoes.
Shut up!
Stupid boy.
Stupid boy.
Let's get some shoes.
Let's party.
These shoes are three hundred dollars.
These shoes are three hundred dollars.
These shoes are three hundred fucking dollars.
Let's get 'em!
Um...this style runs small. I don't think you're gonna fit.
I mean, your feet are kinda big.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, by the way bitch,
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU -
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Sun, September 6, 2009 - 4:25 PMLet me guess: the song was written about Imelda Marcos? -
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Sun, September 6, 2009 - 9:56 PM
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Tue, September 8, 2009 - 11:03 AMI can have another you in a minute
Matter fact, he'll be here in a minute (baby)
I can have another you by tomorrow
So don't you ever for a second get to thinkin'
You're irreplaceable?
I always wondered with that song why on earth you'd be with someone who was so easily replaceable...but mostly the he'll be here in a min followed so closely by "I could have another you by tomorrow. I thought he would be there in a min?
